Last month I returned as an alumi to the college I graduated from. I was representing my company at a booth at the career fair. I still have a few ties of people who graduated and never left the wonderful college town along with a few coworkers still in school there. I opted to stay with an old friend to cut my traveling expenses alittle. I quickly remembered that guys have much lower standards when it comes to the condition of the apartment they will live in and the overall cleanliness.
For starters, I would have never rented this apartment. Granted...if you only have so much money for rent, you get what you pay for. With that understood, I would have found a stranger to live with me before I would have rented here. The place was older and kind of falling apart. So that in itself makes it hard to keep some areas clean. I opted to skip the shower that morning as I felt cleaner after examining the tub. Yet my bed hair was not going to be professional for the career fair (now had I been a college student going to class that morning - I would have gone as is). I busted out some dish soap and cleaned down the sink. I proceeded then to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I figured I had succeeded in making due with the situation.
As I went digging through my bag for my brush, I realized I was without. I don't know how it works this way - but men just don't ever need to comb their hair I guess. There was not a comb or a brush to be found. I would now like to dedicate my experience to Disney. As I flashed back on my childhood years, I realized there was a simple solution for this dilema. All men like to eat! In the kitchen drawer I found a metal fork which thanks to The Little Mermaid works just like a comb!
